Step 1: Stretch your magic skirt out across your back & behind your torso, with the longer layer facing outwards, away from your body.
Step 2: Bring the sides in and criss-cross the straps over your collarbone.
Step 3: Tie the ties behind your neck in a knot or bow.
Step 4: Grasp the outer (longer layer) of the skirt and pull it out to your sides.
Step 5: Cross the outer skirt later behind your back.
Step 6: Pull the crossed skirt sides back around to the front.
Step 7: Knot the crossed outer skirt layer under your bust.
Step 8: Go somewhere awesome & show off your exotic new look!